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Don’t Fear the Beeper

In one of Aesop's fables, a shepherd boy gets his jollies by raising the alarm that a wolf is threatening the herd to trick the villagers to run out to offer protection, only to find they'd been tricked.  After the boy had pulled his prank a few times, a wolf really does come to threaten...